I've been a bit busy, so I didn't have the time to write something.

Panel 1:
V and H face each other in a dramatic close-up.
H: You will die!
V: No, please, I’m just an innocent citizen!
Panel 2:
H uppercuts V with a "BAM".
Panel 3:
H kicks V in the gut with a "POW".
Panel 4:
H smacks V's face into the bench with a "CRUNCH".
Panel 5:
H is watching this fight scene on a laptop.
H: Wow ... this is so ... cool!
Panel 6:
Crow-ttorney is wtih them. They are still in prison.
C: That’s not the reaction I expected. This is really bad. The prosecutors claim this is a reconstruction of the events by a forensic AI. I suggest filing a countersuit for diffamation and finding an expert witness ...
Panel 7:
H: No! This is cool. I want this to be canon.
C: Your psychological examiner wrote in their report that they want to quit their job and I think I understand that now.