"just stay at home for a bit", I thought. "I sit in front of my computer all the time anyways", I thought. Well, turns out I really want to meet people now. I talk to lots of people on the phone and on video chat but something is missing. It feels weird. It's like my mind is leaking out of my body and filling the room that I'm in, taunting me. Is this even real? Maybe we are in a simulation all along and the machine that is running this simulation is in a crisis, so it invented this virus to keep us from walking around too much which preserves computation power. Maybe that's why I feel like I'm only half myself, because the machine that simulates me runs only at half capacity. The format of reality has been changed! If I draw a comic that is sufficiently meta I might be able to overload the machine and bring myself into full existence again. Has it worked? Will reality crash and end the entire world? Have I bought enough toilet paper? Maybe we will know some day. It will all be revealed, here on bird.lol.
The Madness
