Cooking is fun

Obviously, not if there's a gun to your head, but otherwise, cooking is great. You will never get your food exactly the way you like it unless you make it yourself. Eating awesome food gives you a feeling of contempt you just can't get otherwise. Except maybe if you are in an awesome relationship, but for me that ... hasn't really ... worked out ... yet.

Which is something I can compensate by cooking!

Yay?

Comic transcript

Panel 1:
G is standing in a kitchen, cooking some food. H walks by.
H: Wow! That smells amazing! I didn’t know you were this good at cooking! Have you been taking lessons or something?
Panel 2:
G: I subscribed to this service where they regularly send you ingredients and recipes and you have to cook them...
H: Ahhh, cool! I think I heard of that...
Panel 3:
G: crying ...then someone comes and picks up the food and it all starts over again. If I don’t comply they threaten to kill me. I would go to the police but I have to keep cooking. It’s such a nightmare.