If you haven't heard about Gamestop, the Wall Street short sellers and r/wallstreetbets, read up on it. I promise you, it's worth it.
Comic transcript
Panel 1:
G and H are sitting at their usual table. H has a birdPhone.
H: Did you hear about that cool story that just happened with the Gamestop stock? There’s this thing called “short selling”, where ...
G: Hey, can I borrow your birdPhone for a sec?
H: Sure.
Panel 2:
A random duck (D1) walks by
G: Do you wanna buy this birdPhone for 400 bucks? Good as new!
H: Whoa, ... wha...?
D1: I’ll take it!
Panel 3:
H: angrily What the actual ... What is wrong with you? WHY would you do that?
another duck (D2) shouts from outside the panel.
D2: OH MY GOD, look at the news! they just released the new birdPhone Pro! That thing looks amaaaazing!
Panel 4:
D2 walks in
G: So you’re going to upgrade straight away?
D2: For sure!
G: I’ll buy your old one for 300 bucks.
D2: It’s a deal!
Panel 5:
G: And here’s your phone back. So, what were you talking about? ... Anyways, I’ll go buy donuts. You want some? ... No? ... guess I’ll eat them all myself then.
H is speechless. G walks off.
Panel 6:
H is now alone, still contemplating what just happened.
H: I ... my ... what about ... my SIM card?