... or so the ancient tale goes

It has been heard that it slanders its victims even on social media, posting deep fakes of them expressing far right views and supporting conspiracy theories. One poor victim even found themselves with a one star review on yelp, despite not even owning a restaurant.

Comic transcript

Panel 1:
G and H are walking through the woods at night.
G: Ok, why did we decide to walk through the forest at night? I’m super scared.
H: Oh come on. What is there to be scared of?
Panel 2:
G: Slander Man.
H: Don’t you mean Slender Ma...
Panel 3:
A thin, dark, and ominous figure appears on the horizon.
G and H: screaming AAAAAAAAAAAA
Panel 4:
The ominous figure: Everyone, listen! I just saw these two cross against a red light while children were watching. They’re probably on drugs. Oh, and they are also planning a corona party.