... it's sometimes quite useful to know that other people are just as lazy as you are.

Panel 1:
Parrot and H are in a video conference.
P: Well, uhm ...
H: Ahem ...
Panel 2:
P: Ok, here’s an offer: You ignore that I was gone for over three months and I’ll ignore that you’ve procrastinated your thesis that entire time.
Panel 3:
H: What? No way! ... I didn’t ... I mean ... I tried to ... how do you even know ... ok, fine.