This comic is not meant to promote drug use. Taking illegal drugs can be extremely dangerous, even if you think you know what you are doing. Don't let some nice tits persuade you.
Also, if you think you can control your feelings by putting chemical substances in your body, you grossly underestimate their complexity.
Published on by Martin Bellgardt.
Comic transcript
Panel 1: Parrot is talking to the tits.
T1: No way! Rasta-Pigeon is dating that parrot?
T2: Damn. Really thought they had more taste.
T3: Hey! I liked them!
T4: Anyone writing minutes?
T5: Yup, on it! Panel 2:
P: Look, I also like that parrot. A lot, actually, even though I don’t really want to. That’s why I’m here.
I have this feeling ... Panel 3: The tits open their trench coat, revealing their stock.
T1: Say no more!
T2: We have just the right thing for you!
T3: With this you’ll feel super happy!
T4: And with this, you’ll not feel anything for a few hours!
T5: With this you’ll feel like a bonsai pot ... Panel 4:
P: I’m not here to solve my problems with drugs. I need to know what happened. In return, we might find out who ratted on you. Deal? Panel 5:
T1: Interesting proposal. I’d say we accept with a simple majority. All in favour say “aye”.
T2: aye!
T3: aye!
T4: Do we have a copy of the proposal to append to the minutes?
T5: I call for a secret vote.bonk Ouch! I mean, aye.
T6: aye! Panel 6:
P: Looks like we have a deal.
T1: But could you maybe, like, also buy something?
T2: So we know we can trust you.
T3: But also because we need money.
P: Ok, sure, I take the bonsai stuff.