I'm asking you to think.
Don't you dare search for a "think" button, it's not that easy.
I'll not be rewarded if you think, nor will I even know.
You'll be the one to be rewarded.
I'm asking you to think.
Don't you dare search for a "think" button, it's not that easy.
I'll not be rewarded if you think, nor will I even know.
You'll be the one to be rewarded.
Panel 1:
Parrot is in the kitchen. On the table is a fresh lasagna.
P: Guys, dinner’s ready. I made my favorite nihilistic recipe: meaninglessagna. It’s hope-free but it has lots of cheese.
Panel 2:
Parrot, the beautiful parrot and Rasta-Pigeon sit down at the table.
BP: You know, I’m really glad we all get along so well. In more conventional stories, this love-triangle would definitely be used as a source of conflict.
P: Ha! Imagine being that unimaginative.
RP: Woah, dude! I just did, but then I couldn’t anymore.
Panel 3:
BP: You wanna snuggle up and watch some Juicy Talk later? I wonder if these lemons will finally fall in love.
P: I have no doubt. They’re made for each other. I know, because I made them for each other.
The door bell rings.
Panel 4:
The two parrots answer the door. It's lemon-squirrel and lemon-bunny.
LS: We need to talk. You created us, twice, so you must know what’s going on. Our relationship is hell. We love each other, then we hate each other. We kiss, we fight, we cry, repeat. What’s all this for?
Panel 5:
P: Well, you know, when I recreated you, I might have made some slight modifications to add a bit more “spice” to your relationship ...
BP: You did what???
P: Oh, come on, you liked watching it, too.
BP: I cannot believe you ...
Panel 6:
LS: So we exist only to experience drama, so you can feel better about your own life?
P: Hey, I didn’t like it either, when that was my task, still.