If you're reading this, that means I didn't.

Panel 1:
Chicken's unfulfilled desire for romance and the therapist are walking along a hedge.
T: If this “Magpiecoon” is as selfish and ruthless as you’re describing them, why do you think they will help us?
H: The Magpiecoon is not selfish. That would imply more autonomy than I’d attribute to them.
Panel 2:
H: The Magpiecoon is more similar to a force of nature. Only ever taking actions that allow them to hoard more wealth and unable to do otherwise. No free will.
T: Wow, your description sounds like that of a beast. Like a ... dragon?
H: Well ...
Panel 3:
They peer over a hedge and find the Magpiecoon, sleeping on a large hoard of money. Their snoring sounds like a deep roar as smoke emanates from the cigar in their beak as if they're ready to breathe fire.