This comic is actually for a special occasion. Friends of mine have very recently created some offspring! Congratulations to them! (And also to anyone else who, coincidentally, also made some children recently)

Panel 1:
G is standing in front of a baby buggy that has a cute little bird in it.
G: Awwwwww, look at you. Aren’t you the cutest little thing I have ever seen?
Panel 2:
G: moving closer to the baby Come on, say ... ahhm ... science! Say science! Science. Sciiiiieeeeennnnnce.
Panel 3:
The baby pukes all over G's face.