No need to get up...

... I'll turn the light off for you, just let me get my phone out, find the app and ... oh apparently it's not connected to the wifi, hang on, ... hmmm that's strange, it won't connect ... NO! DON'T GET UP! ... it's connected now ... oh apparently it needs an update ... this won't take to long ... NO! SIT! ... aaaand the update is complete so I can ... oh I need to reconnect the smart bulb to the ... DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT SWITCH! ... I just need to ... oh, my battery died. Well I guess, hmmm, but if you turn the light off with the switch it can't be turned on automatically anymore ... do you really need that light to be off? I have a sleeping mask in my ... HEY? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Comic transcript

Panel 1:
Tucan't is sitting on a bench, sighing.
Panel 2:
G and H see them.
G: Oh, hey, isn’t that Tucan’t over there?
H: Why do they look so sad?
Panel 3:
G: Heyyy, Tucan’t! What’s up? Why the long ... ahem ... you know what I mean.
T: I ran out of funds for my evil projects, so I founded a startup for smart home devices...
Panel 4:
T: ... I developed a sensor that detects when you have visitors and introduces random glitches into the system.
Panel 5:
G: Why would anyone want that in their smart home?
Panel 6:
T: Well, you’re not supposed to install it in your own smart home.
Panel 7:
G: That must’ve failed horribly.
T: How do you know?
G: All smart homes already do that.