... the thing that our whole world is based on, that might be the most important concept of our time and possibly the most useful stuff to have, ...

... is just so unbearably boring?

Legal disclaimer: This comic is not financial advice. Obviously.

Panel 1:
G is sitting in their local bank with their financial advisor, who is a duck.
D: Thank you for coming! I’d like to talk about your finances and your plans for the future. Let’s begin by having a look at these documents I’ve prepared.
Panel 2:
D: (This is partly covered by G's thought bubble as they are not paying any attention) As you can see we offer a multitude of different insurance policies with high return on investment that are guaranteed to give financial independence to the bank that provides you with the highest standards of money laundering and flexibility regarding the moral standards held by stock market experts that have made a name for themselves and drive big fancy cars paid by the government using funds designated for social justice and corruption as is required by law. Thus, we offer you with more paper than you can realistically read so...
G: thinking Wow, that formatting is terrible. What font is this? Why is that text left aligned? Man and that table!
Panel 3:
G: I’ll take that thing where I get money. Where do I have to sign?
D: Did you listen to any of what I just said?
G: Nope.