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Comic transcript

Panel 1:
H is in their kitchen, baking cookies.
H: sigh Here I am. Baking Christmas cookies alone. Just because I’m the only person still celebrating Christmas. Stupid Smartmas. Are Smartmas cookies even a thing?
Panel 2:
G is in their kitchen, baking a lot more cookies. A scary looking Smartmas™-tree is behind them.
Tree: Smartmas™-tree reminds you that you are contractually obliged to have 20 Kg of Smartmas™ cookies ready for SantaCloud™ before 10 pm on Smartmas™.
Panel 3:
G: Awww, man. I really shouldn’t have accepted the SantaCloud™ cookie policy.