I want more for Smartmas™ than you

I just want a lot for Smartmas™
There's always just more things I need
I care a lot about the presents underneath the Smartmas™ tree
I just want it for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wishes true
I want more for Smartmas™ than you

Comic transcript

Panel 1:
G and H are talking in front of some Smartmas™ decorations.
G: Hey! Do you want to watch a Smartmas™ movie with me? It’s about a little orphaned sparrow that dreams about disrupting the gingerbread market by effectively utilizing synergies with cinnamon ...
H: No!
Panel 2:
H: I don’t want to participate in your late-stage capitalistic version of a holiday that was once about love and sharing and ...
G: But ... the SantaCloud™ App has share buttons!
H: leaving Arrrgh!
Panel 3:
A duck walks by.
D: Whoa, what’s wrong with Chicken?
G: Doesn’t like Smartmas™. Prefers a less capitalistic holiday like Christmas.
D: Right...