Look, here's the deal: I didn't feel like making a comic because I felt kinda down today and was really sorry about that, but then I wondered how to announce that there's no comic and had the idea to make a comic about there not being a comic, so there is a comic now.

However, for the life of me I can't figure out if I'm sorry about that, since there is a comic now, which means that, in principle, I don't need to be sorry, but if I hadn't been sorry, there wouldn't be a comic, which I'd be very sorry for, but wouldn't need to be, if it weren't for the fact that I need to be to not be.

I think I'll need to lie down for a moment...

Panel 1:
Parrot and Rasta-Pigeon are talking. Parrot is crying.
RP: Whoa, dude! I’ve not seen you this sad since that one time Prof. Owl called you a disappointment.
P: I just found out that there’s no comic today.
Panel 2:
RP: What? Oh man, that sucks, dude. Wait ... what’s this then?
P: Whoa, you’re right! It is a comic about there not being a comic today. Isn’t it pointless then?
RP: Well, no ...
Panel 3:
RP: Us complaining about there not being a comic is a comic, so we’d have no reason to complain, weren’t it for the fact that if we weren’t complaining we’d be right to complain, which is what we’re doing for that exact reason.
P: My head hurts. So is there a comic today?
RP: I don’t know, man.