You don't even have to answer the door!

Everything just materializes right in front of you. Super convenient! The only thing I don't get, though, is payment. The currency they use is called "souls" and every price is fractional. The dragon blood was 0.01 soul for example. I didn't look into how you exchange that currency yet, because you start out with 1.0 souls. Must be a special promotional offer.

Anyways, did you know dodo eggs taste just like regular eggs? I haven't figured out what to do with dragon blood, but it's only a small phial anyway. The lightsabre is cool, though. At least it was, until the batteries ran out. I have no idea how to replace them. When I tried to open the lid of what I thought was the battery compartment, my screwdriver just melted.

I'm getting bored. Let's order something else! Maybe the Necronomicon? I always wanted to know what's up with that. Or how about the philosophers stone? ... ah, never mind, can't afford that. Let's just get a box of beer and some Skittles then.

Comic transcript

Panel 1:
G and H are talking
G: Man, that Hornbillaz delivery service is crazy. They deliver anything you want within 10 minutes.
H: Oh, come on! You do realize that ...
Panel 2:
H: ... your orders have to be fulfilled by a real person, with hopes, dreams and feelings, right? What could be so important that you need it within 10 minutes?
G: I see, you’re focusing on that “10 minutes” part. I think the more significant aspect is the “anything you want” part.
Panel 3:
G: Yesterday, I ordered a dodo egg, a lightsabre and some dragon blood. Then, I locked myself out of my apartment and ordered a spare key. I wanted to see how far this goes, so I ordered a picture of my deceased uncle. It all arrived within 10 minutes. I don’t think these are regular people.
H: Wait, how’s that app called?
G: It’s not an app. You order via Ouija board!