Imagine someone sharing their BLT gum with you...

...and you don't know how to open the wrapper. Wouldn't that be suuuuper embarrassing? I mean, sure, I've unwrapped other bubble gums before, but what if BLT gums are different? I've seen videos of people unwrapping them, but what if there's some kind of trick that they all know? Also, I'm, like, so curious as to how they taste. If only they weren't fictitious, I'd get some right now. Maybe I can order them from Hornbillaz ... now, ... where's that Ouija board?

Comic transcript

Panel 1:
The beautiful parrot is doing one of their live streams, blowing a bubble gum bubble.
BP: ... and it tastes like a BLT! Remember, only share your “BLT bubble gum” with attractive people!
Panel 2:
Parrot has been watching the stream
P: So that’s what Rasta Pigeon meant. I can’t believe they’d fall for such stupid brand-deal nonsense.
Panel 3:
P: Wait, but people DO believe that nonsense and nobody ever shared a BLT gum with me ... Damn, I hate it, but I’m starting to feel really self-conscious about this now.
Panel 4:
P: I don’t even know how it tastes. What if someone ever wants to share their BLT gum with me and I don’t know what to do. I’ll better go and buy some for myself, just to be sure...