You probably thought it was over. Potentially, since I explicitly told you it was over. You know, I really thought so, too. But this is life. You never know what kinds of weird things are going to happen.

So buckle up! It's going to be a wild ride...

Panel 1:
Parrot is talking to Rasta-Pigeon
P: Dude, I can’t remember the last time you wanted to talk to me about something serious. What’s up?
RP: Man, I’m so sorry. I did something super stupid, man.
Panel 2:
RP: You’re legit gonna hate me for that, dude. I don’t know how to even start. You know that beautiful parrot you did that jigsaw puzzle with?
Panel 3:
P: Yeah...?
RP: That parrot and I, well, we kinda started a thing, you know...
Panel 4:
P: tearing up Whaa...? Panel 5:
RP: I’ve been following their social media for some time, because, you know, whatever. Didn’t think much of it. But then it turned out they are friends with my dealer. Who could have guessed? I was super surprised when I saw them there. That parrot was suuuper sweet, man. They offered me some of their “BLT bubble gum”. You know what that means, right?
Panel 6:
P: crying No ... no ... I ... don’t. I really don’t. What’s ... a ... BLT ... gum?
Panel 7:
RP: You need to follow them on social media, dude. Anyways, doesn’t matter. The police raided the place, we had to hide in the closet for, like, an hour, dude, it was terrible. When it was over, I was so relieved. I kissed them, dude. And now we’re seeing each other. I’m so sorry. Do you hate me now?
P: I ... need to process this