Wasn't it also their tube? They paid a lot to get it made. And they used it to control G. Even though, at the time the tubes broke, they were not technically in use, G could have decided any time to accept the tits' conditions. Although it was unlikely to happen, who knows what G would have done, if the stuff from the bottle had turned out to be not as good or insufficient in quantity. Withdrawal could be quite bad, driving them to desperate measures, maybe even legitimizing the kidnapping. One could say, the tubes were a big part of the tits' plan.

Now H, on the other hand, has no stake in the tubes. They didn't pay for them, they don't need them. In fact, they regard them as a problem, even without the kidnapping. With the tubes gone, G has no other choice than to accept the bottled stuff.

So, if H broke the tubes, and I'm not saying they did, what if G finds out about it? G also invested in those tubes. G and H are friends. Friends don't break their friends' stuff on purpose. G would probably be super pissed about it. But what would they do about it? They need that stuff from the bottle. it's their only hope now. Regardless of who broke the tubes, G is going to suffer now. The bottle is probably not enough and it's certainly more expensive. Also, you need to build specialized LNG terminals ... whoops ... I mean ... you need a ... specialized ... mouthpiece to ... drink from the bottle. ... Look, no metaphor is perfect, ok.

Anyways, would H have broken the tubes, would their motifs have been that bad? The tits are a problem and need to be stopped. They're the first truly evil character(s) of this comic, despite Tucan't trying their best. It was wrong of G to become addicted to the stuff from the tube in the first place and it will be best for everyone if they just get off that stuff.

However, I still think it would have been quite the dick move of H. It would be very patronizing. Also, if G decides to turn their back to the tits and go with their friend H, it is a much more impactful symbol if the tubes are intact. G would need to wonder, if H could really be trusted. Who guarantees that H always has G's best interest in mind and isn't just imposing their will on them? Being the smarter person comes with much responsibility. Would breaking the tubes really be the most responsible thing to do? I honestly don't know.

I'd like to know the truth, though. Unfortunately, I don't know if I ever will ...

Panel 1:
G is sitting at a bar with the tits. G is slurping from a tube that is coming from the tits' trench coat.
G: Wow! slurp That stuff’s amazing!
T1: See, told ya!
T2: Would you like a second tube?
T3: So you can slurp faster?
G: Yes, please!
Panel 2:
H is sitting to the right of G.
H: What are you doing? Don’t make deals with them! They kidnapped Rasta-Pigeon and that parrot. Look what they posted on InstaBird!
BP (on H's phone): Help! We’re being kidnapped by tits!
Panel 3:
G turns back to the tits. One of them is trying to give them a second tube.
G: Wow slurp you kidnapped two people? slurp Not cool! slurp I will refuse to slurp slurp through that second tube! slurp
Panel 4:
H: Maybe you should, you know, also stop slurping through that first tube?
G: I ... can’t. That stuff’s too addictive. slurp
BP (still on the phone): Please subscribe to see if we get rescued!
Panel 5:
T: Well, it’s “unfortunate”, but that first tube must have a kink somewhere. You’ll better use that second tube for now.
H: Stop slurping! I have some of that stuff in a bottle. Don’t ask me what I had to do for it. Let’s just go somewhere else!
G is panicking, not knowing what to do, as the slurping turns into a gurgle.
Panel 6:
G and all the tits look shocked, as there's suddenly holes in both the tubes.