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I really want to bring a smile on the face of as many people as possible, but I need your help with that. I'm not lying when I say that I don't collect any data, so I have absolutely no idea how many people are reading this. However, I'm almost certain there are still people out there who want to know about bird.lol but don't.

Panel 1:
Tucan't is in their lair, furiously pressing a light switch.
T: AAAARRGH!!!
Panel 2:
T: defeated It’s no use. I pressed that light switch 27 times already. If I can’t turn the lights off, how will I ever test if my new glow-in-the-dark stapler actually glows in the dark?
The door bell rings
Panel 3:
Tucan't is faced with a delivery duck and lots of pizzas.
T: What is this? Explain yourself this instant!
D: I have a delivery of 27 pizzas for ... Tucan’t?
T: What? I did not ...
D: Where do you want me to put them?
Panel 4:
T: furious Well, you can shove those stupid pizzas right up my a ...
Panel 5:
A loud scream is heard from the lair of Tucan't.
Panel 6:
Tucan't is sitting on multiple pizzas.
T: Right. You took the elevator, didn’t you?
D: hypnotized Yes, I did, master.