Are you scared of the dark?

Use colorful lights! They're terrible for illumination, but that's ok. It's not about fighting the darkness. It's about depriving the darkness of its dignity.

Colorful lights can be the most beautiful thing. But only when surrounded by darkness.

Comic transcript

Panel 1:
The beautiful parrot is talking to Rasta-Pigeon.
RP: So glad you’re back. How was it?
BP: Eww, don’t get me started. Apparently Tucan’t is into me as well now. Can’t these birds just leave me alone?
Panel 2:
The beautiful parrot now has some pillows and a blanket and is cuddling with Rasta-Pigeon.
RP: Well, I can’t really blame them. You’re the cutest bird alive!
BP: Thank you for not picking a fight with them. Other birds might think they’d have to defend me like a trophy ...
Panel 3:
RP: Well, ... uhh ... while you were getting those pillows, I hacked into their HQ. Reprogrammed all light switches. One of them now rings the doorbell, one flushes the toilet, and another one orders a pizza.
BP: I changed my mind. Fight them, as long as it’s this funny!