New Character!

Let's see how this will go ...

Comic transcript

Panel 1:
H is sitting at a desk. The Magpiecoon (A magpie with a top hat and a monocle, smoking a cigar) is standing in front of them.
M: Ah, so you’re the new software developer. Fresh from university, eh?
H: Yes. And you are ...?
M: Oh, sorry, how rude of me. Let me introduce myself ...
Panel 2:
M: I’m Magpiecoon. I’m a projection of your subconscious mind to symbolize capitalism.
Panel 3:
M: I’m here to remind you that you started out wanting to improve the world, and now you’ll be spending the rest of your life at a desk, earning money for other people.
H:Gee ... thanks. Guess my therapist will want to know about this.
M: Yes, good! Business for them!