Computers

People don't like them. They have changed our world in ways we couldn't have imagined only decades ago. They have brought us an incredible leap in prosperity that is completely unprecedented in human history. Yet, people don't like them.

Sure, people like their phones, their smart TVs and their gaming consoles and, sure, all those things are computers, but they don't feel like computers. Those things have been carefully designed to feel more approachable, more "human". Very talented people have invested a lot of time, money and passion into finding those patterns that let us perceive the illusion of humanity in those feelingless, cold machines. It goes beyond usability, approachability and "user experience", as they call it. It's an art form in itself to make the machine disappear and create objects that can act towards us like servants, extensions of ourselves, friends or even loved ones.

Isn't it strange that this works? That computers can act as a substrate for models of humanity that can exist without anything biological? In their core, computers are pure logic. So are we, too? Is there anything more to us than the processing of information? Maybe it's the fear that logic is all there is to it and that there's nothing special about humanity that leads people to dislike computers.

Well, or maybe it's the fact that they never bloody work properly ...

Comic transcript

Panel 1:
H is sitting at their desk at work, wearing a headset.
H: Yes, you can enable support for that driver, but you’ll have to build the SDK from source ... sure, I’ll tell you how: just clone the repository, open the CMake file, enable the define, run the build and you’re good to go.
Panel 2:
H is starting to look sad.
H: Ahhm ... you just do ‘git clone’ and then the URL to the repository ... what? ... No, you have to type that into a terminal ... no, that is your browser ... yes, CMD ... no, you don’t type ‘CMD’ in your browser either ...
Panel 3:
H starts crying.
H: Just press Windows+R, ... yes that is the key with the four rectangles ... no, you have to press both keys together ... no, hold the Windows key and press ‘R’ ... yes, you can delete all the Rs you just typed ...