...those were dark times, I tell you. Hot water being poured over me, delicious spaghetti being wasted into the sink, it was terrible. Luckily, those times are over, since I bought a strainer. It wasn't even expensive. It's quite strange how this one genius moment of "hey, let's just buy this strainer" improved my quality of life so much.
Oh, and if you don't understand the comic, you might not have seen the previous Super-Kiwi comic. You can find it here.