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G and H are walking in the street.
G: I’m not afraid any more of my bicycle being stolen. I have a new bicycle lock, which is really good. I’ll show you!
They arrive at the bicycle.
H: What? The lock is open! But the bicycle is still there? And what’s that strange note attached to it?
The note attached to the bicycle reads:
Dear owner of this bicycle,
I am was a bicycle thief and wanted to steal your bicycle. However, your lock opened so easily that I realized what I’m doing is not a real job. I have started an apprenticeship as a locksmith.
Thank you a thousand times!
G: See? That’s the third one this week!