And it's my birthday. Isn't it great :)
G and H are sitting at a sushi place.
H: I usually don’t eat sushi very often. Cheap sushi is bad and expensive sushi is ... expensive.
G: Ah, the whole “paying”-thing. That’s fortunately pretty easy to circumvent if you know how.
H: What? How?
G: The only problem is that you run out of restaurants at some point.
Someone: screaming WHAAAA! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!