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Comic transcript
Panel 1:
P is standing in front of a robot.
P: Finally! It works! I have invented general artificial intelligence!
P: to the robot Robot, make me a sandwich!
Panel 2:
The robot is calculating...
Panel 3:
P is now between two giant slices of bread.
P: That is not quite what I meant, but considering I didn’t give you any money this is an impressive amount of bread. Good job, robot!