There just aren't enough esoteric programming languages

I love those weird ideas. If anyone feels inspired to make this language: Please, please do! Send me a link to the compiler/interpreter afterwards!

Comic transcript

Panel 1:
G and H are sitting at their usual desk, both working on their laptops.
G: You know, I usually like the “esoteric programming” exercises, but this language is just so strange.
H: hmmm hmm.
Panel 2:
The programming language looks like the instructions you are given when assembling furniture from a well known Swedish company.
Panel 3:
H: Did you manage to build your code?
G: Yeah, but I have an “and” left over. If you don’t execute it too hard, though, it should be fine.