Unlike the ones we used to know
Where the adverts glisten
And children listen
And the cash just simply flows, oh, cash flow.

I said I'm dreaming of a nice Smartmas™
With every credit card I swipe.
May your funds be liquid and great
So that all you Smartmas™ bills are paid.

Panel 1:
The beautiful parrot is talking to their followers.
BP: Heyyy, followers! It’s Smartmas™ soon! I can’t wait to open the presents that SantaCloud™ will bring me. But you know what’d be even more awesome? More presents! And you can send ‘em to me via the SantaCloud™ app!
Panel 2:
Afterwards, they're talking to Rasta-Pigeon.
RP: Seriously? I thought you hated Smartmas™ after you got that incomplete jigsaw puzzle last year.
BP: Yeah, but SantaCloud™ offered me one of the best brand deals I ever had ...
Panel 3:
RP: ... a special Smartmas™ event at the lair of Tucan’t? I don’t know, man ...
BP: Someone needs to pay the bills, you know? Turns out being an influencer is hard when you keep getting kidnapped or put in an artificial coma.