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G and H are walking through a park where some freshmen are doing funny things.
H: Aww, look at those freshmen, starting their life at uni. Do you remember our first day?
H: We were still so young, brave, full of dreams, hope, energy and...
G: ...and we still had both our kidneys.
H: What? I still have both my kidneys.
G: So, you are telling me that wasn’t even part of the program?